good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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