just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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