Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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