So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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