wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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