So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So squirting runs in the family.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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