Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Say something about gay babies.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We're too hungover to prance.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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