her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
