I heard we made out
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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