I must be too annoying 4 u.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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