just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
do nipples grow back?
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