Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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