Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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