I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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