ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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