Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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