yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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