Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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