quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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