There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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