Umm I'm too high to move.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
They have beer where we have blood.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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