What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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