i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i think im in europe. pls send help
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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