She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
