Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize