I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We had sex on a dog bed..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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