Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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