would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize