i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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