If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
