hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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