so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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