My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
