he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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