Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm bleeding and have questions
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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