So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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