she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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