So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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