found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
What drink are we having for lunch?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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