Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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