Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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