so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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