Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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