So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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