alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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