I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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