Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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