i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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