Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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