Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
