She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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