Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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