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(678): View more from Georgia

I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.

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(678): View more from Georgia

found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife

(404): View more from Georgia

i mean you met him at the daytona 500

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage

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(760): View more from California

i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.

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(916): View more from California

New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

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(641): View more from Iowa

If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?

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(239): View more from Florida

Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder

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