I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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