try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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