think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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